Pati Patni SMS Shayari | Shadi Ke Baad Wife - Jawaalamukhi | Funny Shadi SMS 140 Characters

Pati Patni SMS Shayari | Shadi Ke Baad Wife - Jawaalamukhi | Funny Shadi SMS 140 Characters

Shadi Se Pehle Aur Shadi Ke Baad

Shadi Se Pehle -  Maine Pyar Kiya

Shadi Ke Baad -  Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya

Shadi Se Pehle - Chandramukhi

Shadi Ke Baad - Jawaalamukhi 

Mental Hospital Is Not So Far Pati Panti Hindi Jokes SMS With Image

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Wife~~~

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

You Should Know What You Are

And Once You Know What You Are

Mental Hospital Is Not So Far.....

  

Husband~~~

The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful.

The Grass And Flowers Too.

If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful

Why Doesn't It Rain On You ...????

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Wife~~~~

I Wrote Your Name On Sand It Got Washed

I Wrote Your Name In Air, It Was Blown Away

Then I Wrote Your Name On My Heart & I Got Heart Attack.....

Husband~~~

God Saw Me Hungry, He Created Pizza.

He Saw Me Thirsty, He Created Pepsi.

He Saw Me In The Dark, He Created Light.

He Saw Me Without Problems, He Created You......

Husband Ki Marne Ki Agli Din Funny SMS

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Husband Ki Marne Ki Next Day ,

Wife Ne Paper Me Add De :  Janazy Mai Shamil Hony Waly 
                      Logon Ko Thanx

FROM:

Sonam (Age28)

Height:5’4″

Gora Rang,

Bachay Nahi Hai

Pati Patni Hindi SMS With Image

Bivi Ghusse Mein Hindi Shayari | Pati Patni Hindi SMS With Image

Bivi Ghusse Mein:   Mera Jeena Haram Ho Gaya Hai

Me Ye Ghar Chorh K Ja Rahi Hun”

Husband:  Jaan Chodo ! Khuda Ki Vaste

Bivi Vapas Ataay Hoye:   Ek To Apke Ye Adaat Buhut Buri Hai,

Hamesha JAAN Keh Ki Or Khuda Ka Vasta De Ki Rok Late Ho...

Husband Wife Funny SMS

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Wife:  I'm Not Feeling Well

Husband: Oh! I Was Thinking To Go For Dinner

Wife: I Was Joking Darling!

Husband: Me Too

Chal Uth Roti Bana Shabash.......

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Mein Bolta Tha Wo Sunti The

Phir Woh Meri Mangeter Bani

Woh Bolti The Mein Sunta Tha

Jab Se Woh Meri Biwi Bani

Hum Dono Bolte Hain

Or

 Muhalla Sutna Hai

Pati Patni Funny SMS

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Wife:

Jaanu Kash Aap SMS Hotay

Main Aap Ko Save Karti

Husband:

Jaan-E-Maan, Kash Tum Ring Tone Hoti

Main Har Haftey Tumhe Change Karta …..

Pati Patni Funny SMS

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Wife: Suna Hai Ke Jannat Mai Husband

Kai Saath Wife Ko Nahi Rehne Dete

HUSBAND: Sahi Suna Hai

Wife: Aisa Kyon?

Husband: Arey Pagli Es Liye To Usey

JANNAT KEHTE HAIN !!

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Husband : Jab Mai Maar Jaoun Too

Humary Samny Walon Ko Zaror Bulana...

Wife : Vo Q?

Husband : Q K Unki Auraten Murdy

Say Lipat - Lipat Kar Roti Hain..........

New SMS Of Pati Patni | Funny SMS Shayari Of Pati Patni

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Husband – Aaj Sunday Hai Or

Main Ise Enjoy Karna Chahta Hoon

Isliye Main Teen Movie Ki Tickets Laya Hoon

Wife – Teen Kyon

Husband – 1 Tumhaare Liye Or 2 Tumhaare Maa Baap Ke Liye 

New SMS Shayari Of Pati Patni In Hindi | New Funny Shayari OF Pati Patni

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Wife: Kaash Main Ek Newspaper Hoti

Or Main Sara Din Aapke Hathon Main Hoti

Husband: Kaash Tum Ek Newspaper Hoti

Or Main Roz Change Kara Karta

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Patni – Honey Aap Kya Dekh Rahe Ho

Pati – Kuch Nahi

Patni – Aap Adhe Ghante Se Marriage Certificate Ko Kyon Pad Rahe Ho

Pati – Main Kewal Expiry Date Ke Liye Dekh Raha Thaa